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Best of Twitter–22 Feb 2010

Ryan — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 21:18:25 +0000

You win some, you lose some, and some get rained out, but you gotta suit up for them all. -J. Askenberg

We make way for the man who boldly pushes past us. -Christian Nevell Bovee

It’s hard to beat a person who never gives up. -Babe Ruth

People might not get all they work for in this world, but they must certainly work for all they get. -Frederick Douglas

As a general rule the most successful man in life is the man who has the best information. –Benjamin Disraeli

Sometimes the hardest thing to do is get started.

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
Bill Cosby

The important thing is not to stop questioning. -Albert Einstein

Smooth seas do not skillful sailors make. -African Proverb

You think e-mail forwards from friends are great for inspiration? Twitter is that on steroids.

Ryan — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 22:26:13 +0000

The perfect marketer presents the problem:

Damn good marketing.

How many different marketing techniques can you identify in this video? Name over 10 and get a free 30 minutes of consulting.

I will be posting some as the days go by.

If you want to reference the lyrics.

Ryan — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 08:24:07 +0000

Ok. After staying in the Sheraton Heathrow for Ken McCarthy’s System Intensive, “Enjoying” British food, and because of this idiotic sign:

This is one solution to the problem.

I was inspired to write and direct this film (thanks Mark Attwood for the heads up!) :